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Local Dad Clearly Using His Kids As Excuse To Ride Go-Karts
2+ day, 3+ hour ago (25+ words) FORT WORTH, TX — Bystanders at Andretti Karting reported that local dad Mark Hamilton was clearly just using his children as an excuse to ride go-karts....
Texas High School Proposes Adding Academics To Its Football Program
2+ week, 5+ day ago (282+ words) babylonbee.com Texas High School Proposes Adding Academics To Its Football Program TOMBALL, TX — Signaling a dramatic shift in focus from its longstanding tradition, a local high school proposed adding academics to its football program. Tomball High School, long known…...
Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
2+ week, 5+ day ago (27+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft....
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene
2+ week, 6+ day ago (26+ words) U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman....
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, 'Kobe!' While Hucking Stone At Goliath
2+ week, 6+ day ago (30+ words) VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe that David yelled "Kobe!" while hucking a stone at Goliath....