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Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
17+ hour, 44+ min ago (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
2+ day, 16+ hour ago (329+ words) babylonbee.com Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government DALLAS, TX — In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if…...
Dave Ramsey Appalled As Millennial Caller Admits He's Paid Full Price For 'Ocarina Of Time' On 7 Different Occasions
3+ day, 17+ hour ago (213+ words) U.S. — The Ramsey Show was cut short on Wednesday when host Dave Ramsey became obviously frustrated with a millennial caller who confessed to paying full price for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on seven different occasions. The caller was…...
Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
1+ week, 5+ day ago (254+ words) CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shooting victims. While speaking at the annual Hoopers 2 Heaven event in Grand Crossing Park, Mayor Johnson…...
Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
2+ week, 3+ day ago (27+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft....
Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life's Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven
2+ week, 4+ day ago (231+ words) ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord's rest are shown a blooper reel that spans their entire lives for everyone to laugh at. Hot off the heels of judgment, newcomers in Heaven must also…...
Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of 'Howdy Doody"
2+ week, 4+ day ago (226+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — Nearly 65 years after The Howdy Doody Show was canceled, NBCUniversal announced plans to bring back the beloved character in a dark, gritty reboot. Children in the 40s and 50s who grew up watching The Howdy Doody Show are now…...
Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For 'Economic D-Day' Against Iran | Babylon Bee
3+ week, 1+ day ago (169+ words) PERSIAN GULF — Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation for the launch of "Economic D-Day" against Iran. Several of the men made their last, final update to their actuarial tables as…...
Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
3+ week, 3+ day ago (17+ words) PLYMOUTH, MA — Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood's prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award....
Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course
3+ week, 4+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....